My mate's called uzi as he has a wandering eye
As in 'uzi looking at?'
Some idiot in a bar called him it one day looking for a fight but it was so good we all just fell about laughing and the idiot walked off, bemused.
Another one of my mate's from school was a bit of a film buff and was famous for his massive collection of DVDs and legally obtained movies...... Another one of our mates went round to his house for the first time and upon noticing this vast collection of films the following exchange occurred:
'Jesus mate, you've got loads of films'
'Yeah I know'
'Do you mind if I bring my external round to copy some of them'
'Erm...I do actually mate, who the fuck is Mike Sternal I don't even know him'
Film guy is now regularly referred to as Mike Sternal.
31 comments:
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Cool story man. I agree with John its a good nickname.
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What is wrong with legally obtained films :<? Except the fact they cost as shit if you going to get them a lot.
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I have one...and I've had it since 5th grade. feelsgoodman.jpg
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i had a mate who one day claimed that nicknames never stuck on him, so we branded him "gaywad" and made sure it stuck.
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Hahaha, it took me a while before I got the Mike Sternal joke.
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Mike Sternal lmfao hahaha
Uzi is also the best nickname ever. Just because of the story behind it XD
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My friend we call Uzi is just short of Usman. Interesting parallel though
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The "Mike Sternal" one is pretty funny lol, its so good it seems almost staged