Tales Of How A Nickname Came To Be Born

Saturday, 30 April 2011
My mate's called uzi as he has a wandering eye

As in 'uzi looking at?'

Some idiot in a bar called him it one day looking for a fight but it was so good we all just fell about laughing and the idiot walked off, bemused.

Another one of my mate's from school was a bit of a film buff and was famous for his massive collection of DVDs and legally obtained movies...... Another one of our mates went round to his house for the first time and upon noticing this vast collection of films the following exchange occurred:

'Jesus mate, you've got loads of films'
'Yeah I know'
'Do you mind if I bring my external round to copy some of them'
'Erm...I do actually mate, who the fuck is Mike Sternal I don't even know him'

Film guy is now regularly referred to as Mike Sternal.


  1. The "Mike Sternal" one is pretty funny lol, its so good it seems almost staged

  1. I don't think its a bad nickname.

  1. ds said...:

    Haha, how can't he understand that...

  1. Maggie said...:

    funny :)!! great post

  1. Dave said...:

    Yeah thats pretty funny. Ill be back.

  1. Cool story man. I agree with John its a good nickname.

  1. Mike Sternal, that's brilliant

  1. Jim said...:

    Those nicknames are badass, I like them.

  1. Ozzy said...:

    What is wrong with legally obtained films :<? Except the fact they cost as shit if you going to get them a lot.

  1. Ambi said...:

    The second story is funny :)

  1. i've never had a nickname ;_;

  1. I have one...and I've had it since 5th grade. feelsgoodman.jpg

  1. -E- said...:

    i had a mate who one day claimed that nicknames never stuck on him, so we branded him "gaywad" and made sure it stuck.

  1. Insider33 said...:

    Hahaha, it took me a while before I got the Mike Sternal joke.

  1. jamiesaur said...:

    hahaha good story.

  1. Al3xaG said...:

    Mike Sternal, now thats an amazing nickname

  1. your friends are much more creative then mine :(

  1. AP0976 said...:

    Mike Sternal, that one made me laugh.

  1. Janez said...:

    Oh lawl xD Mike Sternal how ashamed is he?

  1. Matt said...:

    Made me laugh, nice one!

  1. Jay Reid said...:

    LOL Mike Sternal - Good stuff!

  1. interesting nickname haha

  1. Dave said...:

    Cracking name that lol.

  1. Patres said...:

    Mike Sternal lives next door I wager

  1. Dootzkie said...:

    Seems very logical to me!


  1. Erika said...:

    Mike Sternal lmfao hahaha

    Uzi is also the best nickname ever. Just because of the story behind it XD

  1. Fortune said...:

    My friend we call Uzi is just short of Usman. Interesting parallel though

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