My family use to go to a place in Spain called Mojacar for two weeks pretty much every summer, there were a few families who like us used to go every year who we were friendly with after the many summers spent together. There was this one girl who had properly developed over the last year since I saw her and decided it was my mission to lose my virginity to her that summer (just like an American pie movie lolz) so after a few days of flirting we had arranged to go swimming. Well I got to the pool a little late and just assumed she was already inside and after a quick look around I thought I saw her, she didn't see me, so I thought it would be a right laugh to sneak up on her and push her in the pool.
So I went into full stealth mode, jumping over sun loungers to get into position and found what I thought was the best angle and pounced, ran at her full pelt and launched her into the middle of the pool. I burst out laughing at what I thought was a brilliant bit of mischief when I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. I turned around... it was her... the girl I just pushed into the pool... well, at least the girl I thought I had just pushed into the pool...
"Why did you just push that girl into the pool!?"
I froze, this girl looked the spitting image of the girl I was trying to do the dirty with from behind, even had the same bikini and it was at this moment she surfaced... to make matters worse, she was on the phone at the time, which was now ruined.
I felt sick and had no idea what to say and unfortunately all that came out of my mouth was
"She should have watched where she was going..."
I then made a swift exit and ended up going for a long walk on my own out of shame and refused to go back to the pool ever again..
50 comments:
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Haha. No use to start explaining yourself, people should watch were they're using their phones! :D
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HAHAHHAHA your response is excellent "she should have watched where she was going" priceless.
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tssk tskk, no guts no glory. you should have pushed her into the pool too... at least that way you look hardcore lol.
but naw, thats quite a sad story, don't worry about it, theres always more fish in the sea
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That just might be one of the most embarrassing stories I've ever heard. I'm guessing you didn't lose your virginity that summer...
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aww touching lol. my family get togethers always ended badly
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hahaha priceless moment. This sounds like something that would happen to me. I feel for you, bro.
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you could have recovered from that situation, surely. just had to pay for the phone.
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oh man im about to fall out of my chair . gonna tell this one at work today
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That's gotta suck so bad, haha. Nice read though, great share :)
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Haha rough, although you could have easily salvaged that situation and turned into a fun memory for you and that girl, of course you'd have had to pay the other girl for the phone.
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When you hear family and getting together, that means disaster!
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haha thats right should have been watching were she was going lol
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Gutted that you didn't get your ins. Consider yourself lucky you got to go to Spain though :D
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Lol. Man this was a funny story. Sigh, that girl must've been so pissed.
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LOL aw that's too bad! I don't know if your girl would of liked being thrown anyway, so maybe it was good it happened to someone else ;-P
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Haha! I did almost the same thing to a friend last summer. He had his phone in his pocket and I pushed him in XD
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That sucks. Hopefully you can find better ways to make girls wet ;)
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you should say "don't talk over the phone while you are swimming" :)