Got home one night with a extreme case of the munchies. My fat roommate had eaten us out of house and home. All that was left was a tin of corned beef.
Went to open it and saw that the key was missing. Tried to use a carving knife to cut the end off, failed miserably, knife slipped off the tin and sliced my finger open. Undeterred I dressed my gaping bloody wound with a bus ticket and continued to eat the corned beef by forcing a single chopstick into the small hole I had managed to make and eating what I could scrape out on the end of the chopstick.
Another night I really had bad munchies.
All I had was half a cabbage. I ate it all.
The worst thing was that after I'd finished I took a swig of cola and my mouth felt like it was exploding with hot sharp knives.
40 comments:
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Oh dude - I feel for you. I know how it is when you live with roommates.
And the coke thing... You shouldn't have done it :D
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Haha. :D I know the feeling when you are hungry and these's nothing good to eat. You just have to make do with what you got.
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Don't you just hate it, when you have munchies and don't have anything to eat. There is a good chance, that you will find yourself eating raw macaroni.
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If I were you, I would have beat your roommate senseless for doing that! Roommate common courtesy = leave at least one severing for the other roommate
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ahaha that story with the canned beef and the chopstick was great
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ouch hope your finger is better! what you need a a girl to make you some food ;)
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Man I can't stop laughing! xD
I imagine the look of drunken pride as you get your first chopstick scraping of corned beef... elegance.
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I've accidentally cut my finger while trying to open a can aswell
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Desperate stuff altogether.
You need a secret stash for future episodes.
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Ouch! Hope that finger of yours is OK!! Dont use a knife next time mister ;-)
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I think once during a particularly bad case of munchies i had pizza dipped in peanut butter... just...don't ask.
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I've had munchies before... And I try to eat things like beans or vegetables or soup... Fills good and has no fat downsides...
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This is why you have a secret stash! For when you get those cravings, or stoned off your ass.
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Oh munchies! probly so high that you didn't even feel the wound.
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Using a carving knife is a big no no.